Gonna Go Dog Zebra In The Basement For The Weekend Or: Goddamned Holidays

I hate the fucking holidays. All of them. Period. Every fuckin year it is the same goddamned bullshit. July 4th- Wife hates it, makes everyone know it. Ruins any possible celebration before it happens. Only time of the year my kids and I really bond because who doesn t enjoy blowing shit up in a state where I am certain the only fireworks that are not legal are MIL-SPEC and the only time I allow myself to get royaly shit-faced doing it. Halloween, All Hallows eve, Samhain, Dia de... Gonna Go Dog Zebra In The Basement For The Weekend Or: Goddamned Holidays
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