It Is With Sombre Regret That Christmas Has Had To Be Cancelled.

Santa had a bit of a mind Burp, Decided to chase all the reindeer down and Hunt them for Steaks..... Silly Santa Found a Large Bottle Of Port.... Consumed same as he is a jolly Fella. Silly Santa missed one particular reindeer..... The one with the luminous RED NOSE, He Took out a Contract on Poor Old Santa and Had Me Savaged By the Polar Bear s, Oh and I blew all the Elves Wages for the Year on a straight Quads Queens with a Siegfried and Roy Pocket pair. £300,000,000 Whoopsy. Turkeys are... It Is With Sombre Regret That Christmas Has Had To Be Cancelled.
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