Getting Old & The Poo Valve

Is that title catchy, or what? I know very technical stuff I discuss. The problem is this with age your poo system doesn t work as efficiently as it should, thus poo ing becomes a discussable issue. I m close to turning 43, and over the past couple of years I ve noticed difficulty in having a crap. Sure, I could be all politically correct here and use words like, Number 2, Faeces, or Excrement, but none of them are as fun as just saying, my turds don t come out so well without help, anymore! I ve been running little experiments with this issue since noticing it some two years ago, and slowly I ve been trying different solutions call it forward planning for when it becomes a more serious problem later in life. Ok, maybe I m getting a bit ahead of myself, being only early 40 s I have a long-time before reaching daily laxative stage, but that is what prior planning is for. What do they say? The six P s? Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance! Well I don t want performance issues,
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